Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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