I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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