i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
two words: eviction party
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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