let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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