spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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