We're facebook friends in real life
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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