I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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