Where is the hickey?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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