I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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