i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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