I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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