Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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