question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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