the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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