I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
