I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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