So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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