Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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