Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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