i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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