grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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