I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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