I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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