Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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