you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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