Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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