when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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