I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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