That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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