We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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