she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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