It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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