You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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