rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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