Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
How naked do you want me to be?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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