how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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