are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
