i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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