My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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