Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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