Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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