I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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