Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize