Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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