There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
