i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Randomize
