Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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