just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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