I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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