he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm just crazy horny about you
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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