so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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