Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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