we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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