I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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