It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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