I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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