Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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