Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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