But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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